When Hairy Met P(r)eggy

A lot has happened. To make the event on the 19th more exciting, I've decided to tell it in a story:


It was at a friend's party when Peggy first laid Hairy eyes on Hairy.

For days all she could think about was him and his hairiness... Peggy was very attracted to Hairy. After confiding in her neighbour Miss Zulanda the latter agreed to matchmake and arrange for marriage between Hairy and Peggy.

Peggy was overwhelmed. The wedding came sooner than expected, as a result it wasn't as classy as she'd like.


They however hired a wedding entertainer - who apparently had a past (see photo of arrest extract from Kiah Daily) but oh we always support the yellow ribbon project, don't we.


There were great food of fried chicken and the couple even had a maid to help with the chores.

The happy marriage lasted but 2 months before Hairy got suspicious of his new wife. Without further ado, the sinister-but-efficient Indian private investigator from All-Good PI Services was hired.

The next day, explicit materials of Peggy's other life was revealed - she has a girlfriend of 16years they even have a flat together!

Hairy threatened to leave Peggy immediately. Unfortunately, Peggy found herself pregnant! Having no choice, she pleaded for forgiveness.

But it was too late. The evil wedding entertainer has stolen Peggy's husband. They are now Happy Together.

Peggy should've taken the clue from the wedding day when Hairy wanted so much to dress up as the bride...

Poor Peggy, all preggers and pointless. Someone later caught her loitering the pasar talking loudly about how men are like fried chicken, how unhealthy they are and so on.


- The End -

Big thanks to the cast and crew: